Please watch the following 5 second clip from Will Ferrell’s Acadamy Award® winning performance in ‘Zoolander’
Note his expression, tone, and inability to comprehend what’s happening before him.
These are things I can relate to at the moment.
You see, I just saw an article online that ranks the top 100 Australian sportspeople. Mile Jedinak was listed at number 51.
Seriously, am I on freakin’ crazy pills right now?!
Sadly for Australia it was an all too familiar scene. A low total required on the last day of a Test Match for victory only to fall agonizingly short. Unbelievably, cruelly, throw-the-remote-through-the-TV-screen short.
So in the wash-up, the DRS system has taken a belting, as too has Draco Malfoy – sorry, Stuart Broad (everyone loves a scapegoat) but it’s important to look beyond the obvious and re-hash just what we learnt this test and therefore what to expect for the rest of the series.
Hopefully a lot less of this, for starters
Posted in Cricket, Sport
Tagged Alastair Cook, Ashton Agar, Australia, Cricket, Draco Malfoy, England, Jimmy Anderson, Michael Clarke, Stuart Broad, The Ashes
It is becoming an annual occurrence in the AFL – the “will he or won’t he stay?” saga that surrounds at least one high profile player. Throughout 2010 it was Gary Ablett, in 2011 Tom Scully was put under the spotlight and throughout 2012 Travis Cloke and Kurt Tippett kept everyone wondering. This year one of the most electric and exciting players ever to grace our game is now in the same predicament. We’re going to break it down simply from both a player and club perspective.
Most analysts picked the Miami Heat to win this series, but how surprised would you be if the Indiana Pacers won today?
With only a few hours left until Game 7 of the Eastern Conference Finals we take a look back at a true David Vs. Goliath matchup and one of the greatest upsets in recent NBA history.
The Outcasts Vs. The All-Stars
Posted in Basketball, Sport
Tagged 2004, All stars, basketball, Ben Wallace, Billups, Championships, Chauncey, Defense, Demise, Detroit, Dynasty, Finals, Game 7, Goliath, Heat, Hibbert, Kobe, Lakers, LBJ, Lebron, LeBron James, Los Angeles, NBA, Pacers, Pistons, Playoffs, Rasheed Wallace, Rip Hamilton, Shaq, Sheed, stars, Tayshaun Prince, Upset, Wade
Here’s a fun stat from round 7 of AFL action:
From 9 games, only 3 games were won by teams that had the most hitouts.
In some cases a team absolutely dominated the hitout tally but still got thumped on the scoreboard… you know… where it actually matters. *cough Melbourne cough*.
YES! I WON THE HITOUTS! Too bad we lost by 50…
Hitouts are a rubbish, antiquated and deceptive statistic. The only ruck measure that matters is “Hits to Advantage” (HTA), when a ruck is able to direct the ball straight to a teammate for effective possession.
So if HTAs are all that really make any difference in ruck duels, why don’t we focus on them more?
This is an article I originally wrote in March 2011 that appeared on another website. Recently there have been rumblings from the media and AFL identities such as Frank Costa on this very issue. I am republishing it here, unedited, apart from the pictures and captions. Enjoy.
With the dawn of GCS and GWS, the expansion of the AFL to 18 sides is a shake-up not seen in our indigenous game since it went national in the 1980s.
Let’s face it – Not everything about that shakeup was good.
In the media and in pubs around the nation, predictions centred around the expansion have ranged from giddy exuberance to doomsday prophecies.
Posted in AFL, Sport
Tagged AFL, Expansion, GCS, GWS
Golf is never as easy as it looks. What’s that, you say? – all you have to do is whack a little round ball, how hard can it be? Well, there’s posture, grip, shoulder position, among many many other things. Basically, there’s a lot of things to keep in mind even before you swing the club, but it’s all well worth it.
Piece of cake!
Jeff Kennett is never far from the news when footy season rolls around. It did make me wonder how we have come this far without any mention of Jeff so I searched the web looking for some Kennett gold for us all to feast upon this week. After 0.3sec I found a winner: Kennett’s reaction to a ridiculously awful umpiring decision. “Troppo” is quite an apt description!
Jeff Kennett and Friday Funnies will be a good pairing
Posted in AFL, Basketball, Soccer, Sport
Tagged AFL, celebration fail, Collingwood, Collingwood FC, gatorade fail, goalkeeper goal, Jeff Kennett, magpies, Sunsilk TV ad, umpiring decision