Australia’s Winter Olympics Disaster

Federal Minister for Sport Bridget McKenzie has announced an immediate Super Duper Royal Commission into Australia’s horrific performance at the 2018 Pyeongchang Winter Olympic Games.

“We’re Australia. We’re bloody sporty and it’s looking like we’re not even going to win a single bloody gold medal,” Ms McKenzie said. “It’s a bloody disgrace. These athletes should be ashamed at letting this whole nation down so badly.”

Minister for Sport Bridget McKenzie is unhappy with our Winter performance, photographed here alongside Minister for BomChikaBowWow Barnaby Joyce.

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YamilĂ© Aldama: claiming more than gold at London 2012

A lot is said in the Olympics after a great sporting triumph – generally the joy, jubilation and satisfaction that comes after four years of sacrifice and hard work. But what about those who had to wait even longer – whose sporting triumphs are measured not only by their feats but also when you consider their unbelievable persistence, diligence and patience in the face of adversity? The James Magnussens of the world compete with an expectation of success. Thankfully there are athletes who simply do the best they can and compete fully aware of the privilege and honour that comes with being able to represent your country on the biggest stage. No more, no less.

Warning: expecting success generally leads to this

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